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Funny · 2004-11-19 · 168 cards
# Name Type Rarity Mana Artist Finishes
1 Atinlay Igpay Eaturecray — Igpay Uncommon {5}{W} Evkay Alkerway nonfoil, foil
2 AWOL Instant Common {2}{W} Stephen Tappin nonfoil
2★ AWOL Instant Common {2}{W} Stephen Tappin foil
3 Bosom Buddy Creature — Elephant Townsfolk Uncommon {3}{W} Dan Murayama Scott nonfoil, foil
4 Cardpecker Creature — Bird Common {1}{W} Richard Sardinha nonfoil
4★ Cardpecker Creature — Bird Common {1}{W} Richard Sardinha foil
5 Cheap Ass Creature — Donkey Townsfolk Common {1}{W} Randy Gallegos nonfoil, foil
6 Circle of Protection: Art Enchantment Common {1}{W} Jim “Stop the Da Vinci Beatdown” Pavelec nonfoil, foil
7 Collector Protector Creature — Human Gamer Rare {3}{W}{W} Christopher Rush nonfoil, foil
8 Drawn Together Enchantment Rare {2}{W}{W} Pete “Fear Me” Venters nonfoil, foil
9 Emcee Creature — Human Rogue Uncommon {2}{W} Quinton Hoover nonfoil
9★ Emcee Creature — Human Rogue Uncommon {2}{W} Quinton Hoover foil
10 Erase (Not the Urza's Legacy One) Instant Common {2}{W} Pete “Yes the Urza's Legacy One” Venters nonfoil, foil
11 Fascist Art Director Creature — Human Horror Common {1}{W}{W} Edward P. “Feed Me” Beard, Jr. nonfoil, foil
12 First Come, First Served Enchantment Uncommon {1}{W} Thomas Gianni nonfoil, foil
13 Frankie Peanuts Legendary Creature — Elephant Rogue Rare {2}{W}{W} Thomas M. Baxa nonfoil, foil
14 Head to Head Instant Uncommon {W} Thomas Gianni nonfoil, foil
15 Ladies' Knight Creature — Human Knight Uncommon {3}{W} Ron Spears nonfoil, foil
16 Little Girl Creature — Human Child Common {HW} Rebecca Guay nonfoil, foil
17 Look at Me, I'm R&D Enchantment Rare {2}{W} nonfoil, foil
18 Man of Measure Creature — Human Knight Common {1}{W}{W} Edward P. Beard, Jr. nonfoil, foil
19 Save Life Instant Uncommon {W} Ray Lago nonfoil, foil
20 Standing Army Creature — Human Soldier Common {2}{W}{W} Randy Gallegos nonfoil
20★ Standing Army Creature — Human Soldier Common {2}{W}{W} Randy Gallegos foil
21 Staying Power Enchantment Rare {2}{W} Richard Sardinha nonfoil, foil
22 Wordmail Enchantment — Aura Common {W} Ron Spencer nonfoil, foil
23 _____ Creature — Shapeshifter Uncommon {1}{U} Ron Spears nonfoil, foil
24 Ambiguity Enchantment Rare {2}{U}{U} Stephen Daniele nonfoil, foil
25 Artful Looter Creature — Human Wizard Common {2}{U} Heather “Erica Gassalasca-Jape” Hudson nonfoil, foil
26 Avatar of Me Creature — Avatar Rare {2}{U}{U} Greg Hildebrandt nonfoil, foil
27 Brushstroke Paintermage Creature — Human Wizard Common {3}{U} Ron “Don't You Dare Change Me” Spears nonfoil, foil
28 Bursting Beebles Creature — Beeble Common {2}{U} David “Beeblemania” Martin nonfoil, foil
29 Carnivorous Death-Parrot Creature — Bird Common {1}{U} Greg Hildebrandt nonfoil, foil
30 Cheatyface Creature — Efreet Uncommon {U}{U}{U} Doug Chaffee nonfoil, foil
31 Double Header Creature — Drake Common {3}{U}{U} Richard Sardinha nonfoil, foil
32 Flaccify Instant Common {2}{U} Greg Hildebrandt nonfoil, foil
33 Framed! Instant Common {1}{U} Alan “Don't Feel Like You Have to Pick Me” Pollack nonfoil, foil
34 Greater Morphling Creature — Shapeshifter Rare {6}{U}{U} Greg “Six-Pack” Staples nonfoil
34★ Greater Morphling Creature — Shapeshifter Rare {6}{U}{U} Greg “Six-Pack” Staples foil
35 Johnny, Combo Player Legendary Creature — Human Gamer Rare {2}{U}{U} Kensuke Okabayashi nonfoil, foil
36 Loose Lips Enchantment — Aura Common {U} John Matson nonfoil, foil
37 Magical Hacker Creature — Human Gamer Uncommon {1}{U} Doug Chaffee nonfoil, foil
38 Mise Instant Uncommon {U} Matt Cavotta nonfoil, foil
39 Moniker Mage Creature — Human Wizard Common {2}{U} Keith Garletts nonfoil, foil
40 Mouth to Mouth Sorcery Uncommon {3}{U} Alan Pollack nonfoil, foil
41 Now I Know My ABC's Enchantment Rare {1}{U}{U} Tony Szczudlo nonfoil, foil
42 Number Crunch Instant Common {2}{U} Stephen Daniele nonfoil, foil
43 Question Elemental? Creature — Elemental? Uncommon {2}{U}{U} Edward P. Beard, Jr. nonfoil
43★ Question Elemental? Creature — Elemental? Uncommon {2}{U}{U} Edward P. Beard, Jr. foil
44 Richard Garfield, Ph.D. Legendary Creature — Human Designer Rare {3}{U}{U} Dave Dorman nonfoil
44★ Richard Garfield, Ph.D. Legendary Creature — Human Designer Rare {3}{U}{U} Dave Dorman foil
45 Smart Ass Creature — Donkey Wizard Common {2}{U} Trevor Hairsine nonfoil, foil
46 Spell Counter Instant Uncommon {2}{U}{U} Doug Chaffee nonfoil, foil
47 Topsy Turvy Enchantment Rare {2}{U} Jeff Miracola nonfoil, foil
48 Aesthetic Consultation Instant Rare {B} David “Help Me” Martin nonfoil
48★ Aesthetic Consultation Instant Rare {B} David “Help Me” Martin foil
49 Bad Ass Creature — Donkey Zombie Common {2}{B}{B} Thomas M. Baxa nonfoil
49★ Bad Ass Creature — Donkey Zombie Common {2}{B}{B} Thomas M. Baxa foil
50 Bloodletter Creature — Zombie Common {2}{B} Daren Bader nonfoil, foil
51 Booster Tutor Instant Uncommon {B} Christopher Rush nonfoil, foil
52 Duh Instant Common {B} Dave Dorman nonfoil, foil
53 Enter the Dungeon Sorcery Rare {B}{B} Luca Zontini nonfoil, foil
54 Eye to Eye Instant Uncommon {2}{B} Michael Sutfin nonfoil, foil
55 The Fallen Apart Creature — Zombie Common {2}{B}{B} Corey D. Macourek nonfoil, foil
56 Farewell to Arms Enchantment Common {1}{B}{B} Ron Lemen nonfoil
56★ Farewell to Arms Enchantment Common {1}{B}{B} Ron Lemen foil
57 Infernal Spawn of Infernal Spawn of Evil Creature — Demon Child Rare {8}{B}{B} Ron Spencer nonfoil, foil
58 Kill! Destroy! Instant Uncommon {1}{B}{B} Corey D. Macourek nonfoil, foil
59 Mother of Goons Creature — Human Cleric Common {2}{B} Darrell Riche nonfoil, foil
60 Necro-Impotence Enchantment Rare {B}{B}{B} Mark Tedin nonfoil, foil
61 Persecute Artist Sorcery Uncommon {1}{B}{B} Rebecca “Don't Mess with Me” Guay nonfoil, foil
62 Phyrexian Librarian Creature — Phyrexian Horror Uncommon {3}{B} Kev Walker nonfoil, foil
63 Stop That Instant Common {B} Anson Maddocks nonfoil, foil
64 Tainted Monkey Creature — Monkey Common {1}{B} Mark Zug nonfoil, foil
65 Vile Bile Creature — Ooze Common {1}{B} Tony Szczudlo nonfoil, foil
66 Wet Willie of the Damned Sorcery Common {2}{B}{B} Greg Staples nonfoil, foil
67 When Fluffy Bunnies Attack Instant Common {3}{B} Ray Lago nonfoil
67★ When Fluffy Bunnies Attack Instant Common {3}{B} Ray Lago foil
68 Working Stiff Creature — Mummy Uncommon {1}{B} Darrell Riche nonfoil, foil
69 Zombie Fanboy Creature — Zombie Gamer Uncommon {2}{B} Matt “I'm Your Boy” Cavotta nonfoil, foil
70 Zzzyxas's Abyss Enchantment Rare {1}{B}{B} Pete Venters nonfoil, foil
71 Assquatch Creature — Donkey Rare {4}{R} Jeremy Jarvis nonfoil, foil
72 Blast from the Past Instant Rare {2}{R} Douglas Shuler nonfoil
72★ Blast from the Past Instant Rare {2}{R} Douglas Shuler foil
73 Curse of the Fire Penguin // Curse of the Fire Penguin Creature Enchantment — Aura // Creature — Penguin Rare {4}{R}{R} Matt Thompson nonfoil, foil
74 Deal Damage Instant Uncommon {2}{R}{R} Scott M. Fischer nonfoil, foil
75 Dumb Ass Creature — Donkey Barbarian Common {2}{R} Bradley Williams nonfoil, foil
76 Face to Face Sorcery Uncommon {1}{R} Randy Gallegos nonfoil, foil
77 Frazzled Editor Creature — Human Bureaucrat Common {1}{R} Jim Pavelec nonfoil
77★ Frazzled Editor Creature — Human Bureaucrat Common {1}{R} Jim Pavelec foil
78 Goblin Mime Creature — Goblin Mime Common {1}{R} Franz Vohwinkel nonfoil
78★ Goblin Mime Creature — Goblin Mime Common {1}{R} Franz Vohwinkel foil
79 Goblin Secret Agent Creature — Goblin Rogue Common {2}{R} Tony Szczudlo nonfoil, foil
80 Goblin S.W.A.T. Team Creature — Goblin Warrior Common {3}{R} Eric Deschamps nonfoil, foil
81 Mana Flair Instant Common {1}{R} Paolo "That's Actually Me" Parente nonfoil, foil
82 Mons's Goblin Waiters Creature — Goblin Waiter Common {R} Pete Venters nonfoil
82★ Mons's Goblin Waiters Creature — Goblin Waiter Common {R} Pete Venters foil
83 Orcish Paratroopers Creature — Orc Paratrooper Common {2}{R} Matt Thompson nonfoil, foil
84 Punctuate Instant Common {3}{R} Jim Pavelec nonfoil, foil
85 Pygmy Giant Creature — Giant Uncommon {1}{R}{R} Eric Deschamps nonfoil, foil
86 Red-Hot Hottie Creature — Elemental Common {2}{R}{R} Jeremy Jarvis nonfoil, foil
87 Rocket-Powered Turbo Slug Creature — Slug Uncommon {3}{R} Franz Vohwinkel nonfoil, foil
88 Sauté Instant Common {1}{R}{R} Jeff Miracola nonfoil, foil
89 Six-y Beast Creature — Beast Uncommon {3}{R} Anson Maddocks nonfoil, foil
90 Touch and Go Sorcery Common {3}{R} Ben Thompson nonfoil
90★ Touch and Go Sorcery Common {3}{R} Ben Thompson foil
91 Yet Another Aether Vortex Enchantment Rare {3}{R}{R} David Day nonfoil, foil
92 B-I-N-G-O Creature — Dog Rare {1}{G} Ron Spencer nonfoil, foil
93 Creature Guy Creature — Beast Uncommon {3}{G} Jeff Easley nonfoil, foil
94 Elvish House Party Creature — Elf Rogue Uncommon {4}{G}{G} Thomas Manning nonfoil, foil
95 Fat Ass Creature — Donkey Shaman Common {4}{G} Jeremy Jarvis nonfoil, foil
96 Form of the Squirrel Enchantment Rare {G} Carl Critchlow nonfoil, foil
97 Fraction Jackson Creature — Human Hero Rare {2}{G} Mark Poole nonfoil, foil
98 Gluetius Maximus Creature — Beast Uncommon {3}{G}{G} Jeff Easley nonfoil, foil
99 Granny's Payback Sorcery Uncommon {7}{G} Joel Thomas nonfoil, foil
100 Graphic Violence Instant Common {2}{G} Wayne “King of” England nonfoil, foil
101 Keeper of the Sacred Word Creature — Human Druid Common {2}{G} Dany Orizio nonfoil
101★ Keeper of the Sacred Word Creature — Human Druid Common {2}{G} Dany Orizio foil
102 Land Aid '04 Sorcery Common {G}{G} Jim Nelson nonfoil, foil
103 Laughing Hyena Creature — Hyena Common {1}{G} Mark Poole nonfoil
103★ Laughing Hyena Creature — Hyena Common {1}{G} Mark Poole foil
104 Monkey Monkey Monkey Creature — Monkey Common {3}{G} Liz Danforth nonfoil
104★ Monkey Monkey Monkey Creature — Monkey Common {3}{G} Liz Danforth foil
105 Name Dropping Enchantment Uncommon {1}{G} Tony Szczudlo nonfoil, foil
106 Old Fogey Summon — Dinosaur Rare {G}{G} Douglas Shuler nonfoil
106★ Old Fogey Summon — Dinosaur Rare {G}{G} Douglas Shuler foil
107 Our Market Research Shows That Players Like Really Long Card Names So We Made this Card to Have the Absolute Longest Card Name Ever Elemental Creature — Elemental Common {1}{G}{G} Greg Hildebrandt nonfoil, foil
108 Remodel Instant Common {2}{G} Lars Grant-“Wild Wild”-West nonfoil, foil
109 Shoe Tree Creature — Treefolk Common {4}{G} Francis Tsai nonfoil
109★ Shoe Tree Creature — Treefolk Common {4}{G} Francis Tsai foil
110 Side to Side Instant Uncommon {2}{G} Jim Nelson nonfoil, foil
111 S.N.O.T. Creature — Ooze Common {G} Cyril Van Der Haegen nonfoil, foil
112 Stone-Cold Basilisk Creature — Basilisk Uncommon {4}{G} Don Hazeltine nonfoil, foil
113 Supersize Instant Common {1}{G} DiTerlizzi nonfoil, foil
114 Symbol Status Sorcery Uncommon {2}{G}{G} Liz Danforth nonfoil, foil
115 Uktabi Kong Creature — Ape Rare {5}{G}{G}{G} Una Fricker nonfoil, foil
116 "Ach! Hans, Run!" Enchantment Rare {2}{R}{R}{G}{G} Quinton Hoover nonfoil, foil
117 Ass Whuppin' Sorcery Rare {1}{W}{B} Don Hazeltine nonfoil, foil
118 Meddling Kids Creature — Human Child Rare {2}{W}{U} Christopher Moeller nonfoil, foil
119 Rare-B-Gone Sorcery Rare {2}{B}{R} John Matson nonfoil, foil
120 Who // What // When // Where // Why Instant Rare {X}{W} // {2}{R} // {2}{U} // {3}{B} // {1}{G} Dan Frazier nonfoil, foil
121 Gleemax Legendary Artifact Rare {1000000} Richard Thomas nonfoil
121★ Gleemax Legendary Artifact Rare {1000000} Richard Thomas foil
122 Letter Bomb Artifact Rare {6} Daniel Gelon nonfoil
122★ Letter Bomb Artifact Rare {6} Daniel Gelon foil
123 Mana Screw Artifact Uncommon {1} Mike Raabe nonfoil
123★ Mana Screw Artifact Uncommon {1} Mike Raabe foil
124 Mox Lotus Artifact Rare {15} Kevin Dobler nonfoil
124★ Mox Lotus Artifact Rare {15} Kevin Dobler foil
125 My First Tome Artifact — Book Uncommon {3} Heather Hudson nonfoil
125★ My First Tome Artifact — Book Uncommon {3} Heather Hudson foil
126 Pointy Finger of Doom Artifact Rare {4} Martina Pilcerova nonfoil, foil
127 Rod of Spanking Artifact Uncommon {1} Mark Brill nonfoil, foil
128 Time Machine Artifact Rare {5} John Avon nonfoil
128★ Time Machine Artifact Rare {5} John Avon foil
129 Togglodyte Artifact Creature — Golem Uncommon {3} Dan Frazier nonfoil, foil
130 Toy Boat Artifact Creature — Ship Uncommon {3} Lars Grant-West nonfoil, foil
131 Urza's Hot Tub Artifact Uncommon {2} Stephen Tappin nonfoil, foil
132 Water Gun Balloon Game Artifact Rare {2} Mark Brill nonfoil, foil
133 World-Bottling Kit Artifact Rare {5} Alan Rabinowitz nonfoil, foil
134 City of Ass Land Rare John Avon nonfoil, foil
135 R&D's Secret Lair Legendary Land Rare John Avon nonfoil, foil
136 Plains Basic Land — Plains Common John Avon nonfoil, foil
137 Island Basic Land — Island Common John Avon nonfoil, foil
138 Swamp Basic Land — Swamp Common John Avon nonfoil, foil
139 Mountain Basic Land — Mountain Common John Avon nonfoil, foil
140 Forest Basic Land — Forest Common John Avon nonfoil, foil
141 Super Secret Tech Artifact Rare {3} Dan Frazier foil