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Funny · 1998-08-11 · 88 cards
# Name Type Rarity Mana Artist Finishes
1 Charm School Enchantment Uncommon {2}{W} Kaja Foglio nonfoil
2 The Cheese Stands Alone Enchantment Rare {4}{W}{W} Randy Elliott nonfoil
3 Double Dip Instant Common {4}{W} D. Alexander Gregory nonfoil
4 Get a Life Instant Uncommon {W} Melissa A. Benson nonfoil
5 I'm Rubber, You're Glue Enchantment Rare {W}{W} Claymore J. Flapdoodle nonfoil
6 Knight of the Hokey Pokey Creature — Knight Common {W}{W} Kev Walker nonfoil
7 Lexivore Creature — Beast Uncommon {3}{W} Daniel Gelon nonfoil
8 Look at Me, I'm the DCI Sorcery Rare {5}{W}{W} Mark Rosewater nonfoil
9 Mesa Chicken Creature — Bird Common {W}{W} Kev Walker nonfoil
10 Miss Demeanor Creature — Lady of Proper Etiquette Uncommon {3}{W} Matthew D. Wilson nonfoil
11 Once More with Feeling Sorcery Rare {W}{W}{W}{W} Terese Nielsen nonfoil
12 Prismatic Wardrobe Sorcery Common {W} D. Alexander Gregory nonfoil
13 Sex Appeal Instant Common {W} Matthew D. Wilson nonfoil
14 Bureaucracy Enchantment Rare {3}{U}{U} Mark Zug nonfoil
15 Censorship Enchantment Uncommon {U} Matthew D. Wilson nonfoil
16 Checks and Balances Enchantment Uncommon {2}{U} David A. Cherry nonfoil
17 Chicken à la King Creature — Bird Noble Rare {1}{U}{U} Mark Zug nonfoil
18 Clambassadors Creature — Clamfolk Common {3}{U} Randy Elliott nonfoil
19 Clam-I-Am Creature — Clamfolk Common {2}{U} Randy Elliott nonfoil
20 Clam Session Creature — Clamfolk Common {1}{U}{U} Randy Elliott nonfoil
21 Common Courtesy Enchantment Uncommon {2}{U}{U} Mike Raabe nonfoil
22 Denied! Instant Common {U} Quinton Hoover nonfoil
23 Double Take Instant Common {3}{U}{U} Claymore J. Flapdoodle nonfoil
24 Fowl Play Enchantment — Aura Common {2}{U} Mark Poole nonfoil
25 Free-for-All Enchantment Rare {3}{U} Claymore J. Flapdoodle nonfoil
26 Psychic Network Enchantment Rare {U} Claymore J. Flapdoodle nonfoil
27 Sorry Enchantment Uncommon {U}{U} Kaja Foglio nonfoil
28 B.F.M. (Big Furry Monster) Creature — The Biggest, Baddest, Nastiest, Rare Douglas Shuler nonfoil
29 B.F.M. (Big Furry Monster) Scariest Creature You'll Ever See Rare {B}{B}{B}{B}{B}{B}{B}{B}{B}{B}{B}{B}{B}{B}{B} Douglas Shuler nonfoil
30 Deadhead Creature — Zombie Common {3}{B} Daren Bader nonfoil
31 Double Cross Sorcery Common {3}{B}{B} Jeff Laubenstein nonfoil
32 Handcuffs Enchantment Uncommon {3}{B}{B} Jeff Laubenstein nonfoil
33 Infernal Spawn of Evil Creature — Beast Rare {6}{B}{B}{B} Ron Spencer nonfoil
34 Jumbo Imp Creature — Imp Uncommon {2}{B} Pete Venters nonfoil
35 Organ Harvest Sorcery Common {B} Terese Nielsen nonfoil
36 Ow Enchantment Rare {B} Edward P. Beard, Jr. nonfoil
37 Poultrygeist Creature — Bird Spirit Common {2}{B} Daren Bader nonfoil
38 Temp of the Damned Creature — Zombie Common {2}{B} Adam Rex nonfoil
39 Volrath's Motion Sensor Enchantment — Aura Uncommon {B} Mark Tedin nonfoil
40 Burning Cinder Fury of Crimson Chaos Fire Enchantment Rare {3}{R} Richard Kane Ferguson nonfoil
41 Chicken Egg Creature — Egg Common {1}{R} Christopher Rush nonfoil
42 Double Deal Sorcery Common {4}{R} Edward P. Beard, Jr. nonfoil
43 Goblin Bookie Creature — Goblin Common {R} Claymore J. Flapdoodle nonfoil
44 Goblin Bowling Team Creature — Goblin Common {3}{R} Pete Venters nonfoil
45 Goblin Tutor Instant Uncommon {R} Quinton Hoover nonfoil
46 Hurloon Wrangler Creature — Minotaur Common {2}{R} Kaja Foglio nonfoil
47 Jalum Grifter Legendary Creature — Devil Rare {3}{R}{R} Claymore J. Flapdoodle nonfoil
48 Krazy Kow Creature — Cow Common {3}{R} Ron Spencer nonfoil
49 Landfill Sorcery Rare {4}{R} Daren Bader nonfoil
50 Ricochet Enchantment Uncommon {R} David A. Cherry nonfoil
51 Spark Fiend Creature — Beast Rare {4}{R} Pete Venters nonfoil
52 Strategy, Schmategy Sorcery Rare {1}{R} Daniel Gelon nonfoil
53 The Ultimate Nightmare of Wizards of the Coast® Customer Service Sorcery Uncommon {X}{Y}{Z}{R}{R} Melissa A. Benson nonfoil
54 Cardboard Carapace Enchantment — Aura Rare {5}{G} Douglas Shuler nonfoil
55 Double Play Sorcery Common {3}{G}{G} Claymore J. Flapdoodle nonfoil
56 Elvish Impersonators Creature — Elves Common {3}{G} Claymore J. Flapdoodle nonfoil
57 Flock of Rabid Sheep Sorcery Uncommon {X}{G}{G} Anthony S. Waters nonfoil
58 Free-Range Chicken Creature — Bird Common {3}{G} Mike Raabe nonfoil
59 Gerrymandering Sorcery Uncommon {2}{G} Doug Chaffee nonfoil
60 Ghazbán Ogress Creature — Ogre Common {G} Mike Raabe nonfoil
61 Growth Spurt Instant Common {1}{G} Jeff Laubenstein nonfoil
62 Gus Creature — Gus Common {2}{G} DiTerlizzi nonfoil
63 Hungry Hungry Heifer Creature — Cow Uncommon {2}{G} Randy Gallegos nonfoil
64 Incoming! Sorcery Rare {4}{G}{G}{G}{G} Quinton Hoover nonfoil
65 Mine, Mine, Mine! Enchantment Rare {4}{G}{G} Heather Hudson nonfoil
66 Squirrel Farm Enchantment Rare {2}{G} Ron Spencer nonfoil
67 Team Spirit Instant Common {2}{G} Terese Nielsen nonfoil
68 Timmy, Power Gamer Legendary Creature — Human Gamer Rare {2}{G}{G} Edward P. Beard, Jr. nonfoil
69 Ashnod's Coupon Artifact Rare {0} Edward P. Beard, Jr. nonfoil
70 Blacker Lotus Artifact Rare {0} Christopher Rush nonfoil
71 Bronze Calendar Artifact Uncommon {4} Melissa A. Benson nonfoil
72 Chaos Confetti Artifact Common {4} Mark Tedin nonfoil
73 Clay Pigeon Artifact Creature — Bird Uncommon {3} D. Alexander Gregory nonfoil
74 Giant Fan Artifact Rare {4} Randy Gallegos nonfoil
75 Jack-in-the-Mox Artifact Rare {0} Dan Frazier nonfoil
76 Jester's Sombrero Artifact Rare {2} Dan Frazier nonfoil
77 Mirror Mirror Artifact Rare {7} Kaja Foglio nonfoil
78 Paper Tiger Artifact Creature — Cat Common {4} Heather Hudson nonfoil
79 Rock Lobster Artifact Creature — Lobster Common {4} Heather Hudson nonfoil
80 Scissors Lizard Artifact Creature — Lizard Common {4} Heather Hudson nonfoil
81 Spatula of the Ages Artifact Uncommon {4} Melissa A. Benson nonfoil
82 Urza's Contact Lenses Artifact Uncommon {0} David A. Cherry nonfoil
83 Urza's Science Fair Project Artifact Creature — Construct Uncommon {6} Claymore J. Flapdoodle nonfoil
84 Plains Basic Land — Plains Common Christopher Rush nonfoil
85 Island Basic Land — Island Common Daren Bader nonfoil
86 Swamp Basic Land — Swamp Common Mark Zug nonfoil
87 Mountain Basic Land — Mountain Common Tom Wänerstrand nonfoil
88 Forest Basic Land — Forest Common Terese Nielsen nonfoil